Reality Barks

Reality Barks

A rescue dog’s funny story of how he faces the reality of his unusual new life.

When two glossy Sydney metro couples rescue an ordinary Aussie mutt from the Dog Pound, he wonders why… especially when they change his name to Elliott! But he soon realizes that Jamie, the alpha-male of one of the couples, has plans for him… big plans! It’s a humorous Australian rescue dog’s tell-all tale about how he becomes a celebrity and wins their love.

About Kit James

Kit James was born in England and came to Australia with his parents in the Seventies. He was adopted by a dog and never looked back. Dogs have been a big part of his family ever since. He loves them for their honesty, loyalty, and yes, sense of humour. The dog he’d most like to meet? Chet, Spencer Quinn’s amazing dog-with-attitude!

After working in Advertising and Music he began writing. He lives with his wife and their dogs in regional Australia.

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Reality Barks

Reality Barks

Rescue dog faces the reality of his unusual new life.

It’s a humorous Australian rescue dog’s tell-all tale about how he becomes a celebrity and wins their love.

Wagging The Dog

Wagging The Dog

Rescue dog to the rescue!

Being a celebrity dog is sooo cool, thinks Elliott as Jamie leads him out at the Sydney Stadium with all the other TV animal stars

Three Dogs And A Wedding

Three Dogs and a Wedding

The best day to be Best Dog is Valentine’s Day.

Like all dogs, Elliott understands about love, and he’s already helped rescue Paul and Adriana’s romance, but it seems that Adman Jamie can only see the dollars.

Every Which Way But Home

NEW - OUT NOW!

Prequel to the MUTT TO MEGASTAR SERIES

Curious to know how Elliott (or Barney, as he was in his former life) ended up in Barranyup Dog Pound, way out west in Woop Woop?  For Sydneysiders, Woop Woop is their way of describing anywhere beyond where they are generally prepared to go. For Barney it was also a strange environment, where survival was a matter of life or death. Discover how he learns to deal with it in "Every Which Way But Home". It's the prequel to the Mutt to Megastar series.

Mutt To Megastar Box Set

Mutt To Megastar Boxset

A rescue dog’s funny story.

From Kit James, recognised for his humorous canine dialogue, comes a fun compilation of the first three books in the Mutt to Megastar Series.

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Dog Lover Must! Really fun read.

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A fantastic job of letting us into the world of canines.

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I highly recommend this book and look forward to reading the sequel.

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Very entertaining with a fresh new perspective.

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Thoroughly enjoyed this story. If I didn’t know better Elliott could be human, He really understood the complexity of human relationships and emotions with a quirky way of interpreting it. Great writing, looking forward to more from Kit James.

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A dog like Elliott takes celebrity to a whole new level… you’ll be his biggest fan

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Elliott gives you a dog’s version of life, death, and stardom.

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An enthralling story! I gave this book 5* because it was refreshingly different.

Every Which Way But Home

Every Which Way But Home

 

Jolted from his cozy life when he accompanies his Boss, Ian, on an ill-fated trip, Barney is thrown into the unfamiliar world of Barranyup Dog Pound. Getting lost was his own fault – he's got nobody to blame but himself, as he admits. There's nothing worse for a dog than feeling sheepish! 

Now that he's been incarcerated, the smart-arse young mutt must use his wits and his 'smarts' to survive this hostile environment.

Stunned and disappointed that Ian doesn't show to take him home, Barney's got to deal with his new situation. Can he learn to use the system under the guidance of Charlie, an ancient scarred Blue Heeler who takes him under his paw?

Or will it be "Bye, bye Cruel World" with Doc Soper's needle?

And then ... will there be life and love in a new home after the dog pound? Find out how it all happens in Every Which Way But Home, the humorous, yet touching, prequel to the Mutt to Megastar series.

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